Lempo Soi

A snippet that didn't make it into the latest chapter of Mr Norrell's Eccentricities

2015-08-27T15:28:18Z

( an out of context piece of Strange/Norrell fiction )

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The Ladies of Grace Adieu: An Unusual Friendship

2015-08-12T06:28:40Z

Fandom: The Ladies of Grace Adieu - "Tom Brightwind of How the Fairy Bridge Was Built at Thoresby"
Pairing: Tom Brightwind/David Montefiore
Characters: Tom Brightwind, David Montefiore, Mrs Montefiore
Rating: explicit
Word Count: 930
Challenge: jsmn_kinkmeme
Beta: None, so C&C welcome.
Warnings: None, really.
Summary: David is understanding of Tom's fairy ways (so they have sex).
AO3: link

( An Unusual Friendship )

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Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell: Mr Norrell's Eccentricities

2015-08-12T06:16:44Z

Fandom: Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell
Pairing: Strange/Norrell
Characters: I'm not gonna type their names three times just to keep within format.
Rating: explicit
Word Count: circa 1,950
Challenge: jsmn_kinkmeme
Beta: None, so C&C welcome.
Warnings: Thread lightly if you have an embarrassment squick.
Summary: Mr Norrell finds sex so very undignified.

AO3: link

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lemposoi @ 2015-08-12T08:32:00

2015-08-12T05:36:45Z

The relationship between a reader and writer of smut is a curious one. I WANT to comment on this fic with "Thank you for an enjoyable morning, the orgasm was pleasant and deeply felt", but are we there yet? Is this appropriate? What are you to me?

I think I'll have a shower, and then come back and think of something to say that sounds more like literary criticism and less like a note from your fuckbuddy.

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Discworld: Bare

2012-10-13T10:17:33Z

Fandom: Discworld
Disclaimers: Discworld (c) Terry Pratchett
Pairings: Cheery Littlebottom/Madame Sharn/Pepe, Cheery/OC
Rating: mature
Word Count: circa 1,880
Challenge: kink_bingo: shaving/depilation
Beta: None, so C&C welcome.
Warnings: Shame.

( Bare )

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Charlie's Angels (McG): Costume Changes

2012-05-14T23:06:34Z

Fandom: Charlie's Angels (movies)
Disclaimers: Charlie's Angels movies © Columbia Pictures & McG
Pairing: Alex Mundy/Dylan Sanders, Natalie Cook/Pete, OMC/OMC
Characters: Dylan Sanders, Alex Mundy, Natalie Cook, Max Bosley, Original Characters
Rating: teen for violence, cussing and sexual scenarios
Word Count: circa 6,700
Challenge: rainbow_support
Recipient: theleaveswant
Beta: None, so C&C welcome.
Warnings: Violence.
Contains: A traditional and therefore unfortunately simplistic approach at mental health.
Note: Apology: This would have been a stronger story if told from the point of view of the villain, who I feel deserved better.

( Costume Changes )

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Ghostbusters: For Their Sport

2012-04-26T22:53:48Z

Fandom: Ghostbusters
Disclaimers: Ghostbusters © Columbia Pictures
Pairing: Peter Venkman/Dana Barrett, Vinz Clortho/Zuul
Characters: Dana Barrett, Peter Venkman, Ray Stantz, Egon Spengler, Janine Melnitz, Winston Zeddemore, Gozer, Zuul, Vinz Clortho, Original Character
Rating: teen for violence and inexplicit sex
Word Count: 3,528
Challenge: Yuletide
Recipient: Calliope's Pen
Beta: To my eternal shame, I forget, but I'm pretty sure it was serendipity8791.
Warnings: Psychic (not psychological) violence.
Note: I realized I never posted my Yuletide fic here, so here it is. The recipient asked for the return of Gozer, set between the first two films. Personally I don't think it's my best work, but what can you do.

( For Their Sport )

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Fandom Snowflake Challenge - Day #9

2012-04-10T08:51:19Z

I know it's way too late to do these, but I'm going to anyway.

Source: akamine_chan - post

Day #9.
In your own space, create a fanwork. A drabble, a ficlet, or an icon, art or meta or a rec list. A picspam. Something.

A ficlet/fragment:

Forests of the Night
Luther - Zoe, John, Alice
Rating: teen (rated for being a Luther fic)
Wordcount: 200
Note: AU.

Zoe knows she should tell John about Alice but she can't, no, John is the one healthy thing in her life, Alice shouldn't even exist in the same world as John, but she does and all Zoe can do is pretend.

She gets home from the station just a few hours after the streetlights sputter to life, early really. There's no light in the kitchen and ice-cold fear stabs her belly and she is at the door before she can begin to think, through it with her gun out before the thought has formed.

John's face is outlined in golden candlelight as he looks up, surprised and pleased. He says 'Zoe love' and 'I didn't expect you back yet' and his lips are warm as they kiss her cheek and he says the power is out on the whole street, didn't you notice, but Zoe barely hears him because on the other side of the little coffee table a wraith in white and red sits and smiles her Gorgon smile, eyes like agates fixed on Zoe's, and the gun is still hard and reliable and deadly under her hand.

Zoe raises the barrel, sites along it. John's gasp, and then.

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December Kink-Bingo Mini-Challenge Blackout

2011-12-02T23:53:58Z

Note: Extreme style-dickery here. The December mini fill mini challenge defined a fill as less than 100 words or one icon (for the purposes of my mediums here). The first four rows are filled with fics of rising word counts: 5, 10, 15 and so on until the 20th fic is 100 words, and the last row is filled with single icons. It's also in 25 fandoms, if "no fandom" counts as a fandom.

( the card )

THE FILLS

First Row

( Red Dwarf: Dave Lister - mechanical / technological )

( Neon Genesis Evangelion: Ayanami Rei - sensory deprivation )

( Sherlock Holmes (2009): Mary Morstan/John Watson - roleplay )

( The Wolf House: Gretchen - orgies and decadence )

( Books of Magic: Tim Hunter - Tattoos/tattooing )

Second Row

( The Little Mermaid (Disney): Eric/Ariel(/Ursula) - tentacles )

( Sherlock (BBC): Mycroft Holmes/Jim Moriarty - emotion play )

( My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic human!AU: Twilight Sparkle/Applejack - foot/shoe fetish )

( Discworld: Adora Belle Dearheart/Susan Sto Helit - oral fixation )

( Charlie's Angels (movies): Alex Mundy/Natalie Cook - watersports )

Third Row

( Hawaii Five-0 (reboot): Danno Williams/Steve McGarrett unrequited - enemas )

( Psych: Carlton Lassiter/Marlo - historical roleplay )

( Green Hornet (2011): Kato/Britt Reid - wildcard (fightsex) )

( due South: ChooseYourOwnRay/Benton Fraser - temperature play )

( Star Trek TOS or Reboot: Kirk/McCoy - medical kink )

Fourth Row

( Beatles RPF: John Lennon/Paul McCartney - bodily secretions )

( Big Bang Theory: Leonard Hofstadter/Sheldon Cooper - confined/caged )

( Firefly: Inara Serra/Kaylee Frye - wet, messy, dirty )

( Boston Legal: Alan Shore - spanking/paddling )

( Buffy the Vampire Slayer (canon AU): Buffy Summers - bites/bruises )

Fifth Row

( Jailhouse Rock: Vince Everett - whipping/flogging )

( woman/mammogram machine - nippleplay/tit torture )

( V For Vendetta: Evey Hammond - ageplay )

( Moulin Rouge: The Green Fairy - drugs/aphrodisiacs )

( Lois Lenz Lesbian Secretary: Lois Lenz - bodies/body parts )

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Spaced: Pale Shadow

2011-09-14T03:12:51Z

Fandom: Spaced
Disclaimers: Spaced © Edgar Wright, Nira Park et al
Pairing: Brian/Vulva
Characters: Brian, Vulva, Tim, Marsha
Rating: explicit
Word Count: 524
Challenge: kink_bingo - food
Beta: None, so C&C appreciated.
Warnings: None.
Contains: Bigoted language, humiliation, animal play, object penetration, public sex.

( Pale Shadow )

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Red Dwarf: One For Rimmer

2011-09-14T03:07:32Z

Fandom: Red Dwarf
Disclaimers: Red Dwarf © Grant Naylor
Pairing: Low Lister/Low Rimmer
Characters: Low Lister, Low Rimmer
Rating: explicit
Word Count: 1,127
Challenge: kink_bingo - double penetration
Beta: None, so C&C appreciated.
Warnings: Non-con.
Contains: Painplay, strap-ons, stretching, exposure, nasty people.
Note: Interprets Low Rimmer as bigender.

( One For Rimmer )

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The Crying Game: Signs of Allegiance

2011-09-13T03:31:34Z

Fandom: The Crying Game
Disclaimers: The Crying Game © Neil Jordan et al
Pairing: Fergus/Dil
Characters: Fergus, Dil, OCs
Rating: teen
Word Count: 540
Challenge: kink_bingo - possession/marking
Beta: None, so C&C appreciated.
Warnings: Some violence.
Contains: Bigoted language.

( Signs of Allegiance )

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Discworld: The Importance of Ornamental Pillows

2011-09-13T03:26:13Z

Fandom: Discworld (Monstrous Regiment)
Disclaimers: Discworld © Terry Pratchett.
Pairings: Sgt. Jackrum/Lt. Blouse, Blouse/Emmeline
Characters: Jackrum, Blouse, Emmeline
Rating: explicit
Word Count: 916
Challenge: kink_bingo - humiliation (situational)
Beta: None, so C&C appreciated.
Warnings: Dubious consent.
Contains: Intimidation-based D/s, obedience, extramarital affair without partner's consent, orgasm denial.

( The Importance of Ornamental Pillows )

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Boston Legal/Scrubs crossover: It's the Little Things That Hold a Marriage Together

2011-09-13T03:14:53Z

Fandoms: Boston Legal & Scrubs
Disclaimers: Boston Legal © ABC. Scrubs © Disney et al.
Pairings: Jordan Sullivan/Alan Shore, Denny Crane/Alan Shore
Characters: Jordan, Alan, Denny
Rating: teen
Word Count: 551
Challenge: kink_bingo - obedience
Beta: None, so C&C appreciated.
Warnings: None.

( It's the Little Things That Hold a Marriage Together )

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Love and Rockets/The Sandman crossover: Wanda's One-Night Wonder

2011-09-11T01:05:19Z

Fandoms: Love and Rockets/The Sandman
Disclaimers: Love and Rockets (Locas) © Jaime Hernandez. The Sandman © Neil Gaiman.
Pairing: Hopey Glass/Wanda Mann
Characters: Wanda, Hopey
Rating: explicit
Word Count: 551
Challenge: kink_bingo - nippleplay/tit torture
Beta: None, so C&C appreciated.
Warnings: None.

( Wanda's One-Night Wonder )

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Charlie's Angels (McG)/Kill Bill crossover: No Truck

2011-09-11T00:57:34Z

Fandoms: Charlie's Angels (McG)/Kill Bill
Disclaimers: Charlie's Angels films © McG and Columbia. Kill Bill © Quentin Tarantino et al.
Pairing: Beatrix Kiddo/Dylan Sanders
Characters: Dylan, Beatrix
Rating: explicit
Word Count: 741
Challenge: kink_bingo - fisting/stretching
Beta: None, so C&C appreciated.
Warnings: None.

( No Truck )

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The Little Vampire/The Thornthwaite Inheritance crossover: A Domestic Scene

2011-09-11T00:52:08Z

Fandoms: The Little Vampire (novels)/The Thornthwaite Inheritance
Disclaimers: The Little Vampire © Angela Sommer-Bodenburg. The Thornthwaite Inheritance © Gareth P. Jones.
Pairing: Anna von Schotterstein/Lorelli Thornthwaite
Characters: Anna, Lorelli
Rating: mature
Word Count: 656
Challenge: kink_bingo - humiliation (verbal)
Beta: None, so C&C appreciated.
Warning: An ancient undead character with an adolescent body in a sexual situation.
Note: I haven't seen The Little Vampire movie, this is only based on the books of Angela Sommer-Bodenburg, who would probably not approve.

( A Domestic Scene )

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Green Hornet (2011)/Red Dwarf: True Colours

2011-09-10T06:04:18Z

Fandoms: Green Hornet (2011)/Red Dwarf
Disclaimers: The Green Hornet film © Sony Pictures. Red Dwarf (c) Grant Naylor.
Pairing: Dave Lister/Kristine Kochanski
Characters: Lister, Kochanski, Britt Reid, Kato, Arnold Rimmer, Lenore Case, original characters
Rating: teen
Word Count: 18K
Challenge: au_bigbang
Beta: jack_of_none
Warning: Violence.
Note: Art by unholynotions!

Summary: Dave Lister is on the run from the law with a deserter and a mechanic turned vigilante. Not the best time to try and win the girl of his dreams...

Link to AO3

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Green Hornet: Shifting Gears

2011-06-16T07:40:04Z

Author: Lempo Soi
Fandom: The Green Hornet (2011)
Disclaimer: The Green Hornet film © Sony Pictures.
Pairing: Kato/Britt, Bai/OFC, some unrequited Kato/Bai
Characters: Kato, Britt, Lenore, Axford, Bai (from Parallel Lives), original characters
Rating: teen
Word Count: 20K+
Challenge: February 2011 – His Girl Friday
Beta: jack_of_none
Warnings: Graphic violence.
Also contains: Strong and occasionally bigoted language.

Summary: Kato left the Green Hornet months ago.

( more notes )

( poster )

( Chapter One )

( Chapter Two )

( Chapter Three )

( Chapter Four )

( Chapter Five )

( Chapter Six )

( Chapter Seven )

( Epilogue )

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Green Hornet/Iron Man crossover: Britt Reid Bottoms Out

2011-05-14T06:55:31Z

Author: Lempo Soi
Fandoms: Green Hornet (2011), Iron Man (movieverse)
Pairings: Britt Reid/Tony Stark/OFC, Britt Reid/Tony Stark
Characters: The above plus James Reid.
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 2,115
Disclaimer: Green Hornet (2011) © Columbia, Iron Man (c) Marvel.
Beta: None, so C&C appreciated.
Warnings: None.
Contains (highlight to see): Public sex, shallow people, problematic father-son relationship, manipulative bastard Tony Stark, unsafe and semi-anonymous sex.
Challenge: kink_bingo - exhibitionism.
Note #1: And that concludes my Amnesty blackout. Another life goal achieved!
Note #2: I have no idea why I keep writing Iron Man crossovers.

Summary (highlight to see): Britt gets invited to a Stark party. An ulterior motive may be involved.

( Britt Reid Bottoms Out )

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Green Hornet (2011): To Thine Own Self

2011-05-12T15:30:14Z

Author: Lempo Soi
Fandoms: Green Hornet (2011)
Pairings: Mike Axford/James Reid
Characters: The above.
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 1,900
Disclaimer: Green Hornet (2011) © Columbia.
Beta: None, so C&C appreciated.
Warnings: Dubious consent.
Contains (highlight to see): Internalized homophobia, homophobic language, Jim Reid being intensely unpleasant, vague allusion to 60s rape-romanticism.
Challenge: kink_bingo - consent play.
Notes: Sometimes even I don't know where the hell these story ideas/concepts/elements come from.

Summary: Mike and Jim, then and now.

( To Thine Own Self )

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Due South: Girls' Night In

2011-05-11T15:31:29Z

Fandoms: Due South
Pairing: Elaine Besbriss/Francesca Vecchio
Rating: adult
Word Count: 2,535
Disclaimer: Due South © Paul Haggis etc.
Beta: None, so C&C appreciated.
Warnings (highlight to see): Duplicitous seduction.
Contains (highlight to see): Closets, sex at the workplace, heteronormativity, discussion of racism, sexism and homonegativity in the police force.
Challenge: kink_bingo '10 and the kink "sex toys worn under clothing".

Summary: Pretty much just smut.

( Girls' Night In )

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Red Dwarf: It's This Or Board Games

2011-05-08T19:06:17Z

Author: Lempo Soi
Fandoms: Red Dwarf
Pairing: Holly/Rimmer
Rating: adult
Word Count: 1,040
Disclaimer: Red Dwarf © Grant Naylor.
Beta: None, so C&C appreciated.
Warnings (highlight to see): Reference to rough sex, consent issues.
Contains (highlight to see): Lack of emotion, emotional manipulation, freaky computer sex.
Challenge: kink_bingo '10 and the kink "mind control/amnesia".

Summary (highlight to see): Holly knows Rimmer inside out and sometimes she plays with him a little.

( It's This Or Board Games )

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Due South: Sauna Night

2011-05-08T14:12:28Z

Author: Lempo Soi
Fandom: Due South
Ficverse: Nights and Days
Pairing: Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski
Disclaimer: Due South © Paul Haggis & Alliance.
Word Count: 1,330
Rating: adult
Warnings: None really.
Beta: None, so C&C welcome.
Challenge Response: kink_bingo '10 and the kink "enemas".
Contains (highlight to see): A touch of internalized homophobia.
Note: I used to call this fic something else, but changed it to better fit with the series' theme.

Summary (highlight to see): See title, plus an enema.

( Hard Work, Snow, Sauna and a Fireplace )

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Green Hornet: Nothing Gold

2011-04-30T05:39:29Z

Author: Lempo Soi
Fandoms: Green Hornet (2011)
Pairings: Kato/Britt/Lenore
Characters: The above.
Rating: Adult
Word Count: 750
Disclaimer: Green Hornet (2011) © Columbia.
Beta: None, so C&C appreciated.
Warnings: None really.
Contains: Kink evoking police brutality, a little bit depressing. Ableist in-character use of "crazy".
Challenge: kink_bingo - Authority figures.

Summary: Lenore and Kato bust Britt out of a bad situation and then there's some abortive sex. You can probably tell I don't like writing summaries all that much.

( Nothing Gold )

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